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“Oh yeah? Try me,” he insisted, breaking off part of his chocolate so he could stick it in his mouth and let gradually melt. “You look like you need to get some stuff off your chest, and I’ve got two ears.”
Vale sat in his room, rocking Jean close to his chest. His face was stained with tears but he had been crying so hard…a part of him just couldn’t do it anymore. His husband was dead. It was just now hitting him. His Doctor was dead. The Doctor who promised to never leave had left.
Typical.
Like always, when someone was on the edge, the verge of collapsing, Tommy came waltzing in. He walked straight over to the other metacrisis, took his backpack off, and plopped down in front of him. He rummaged through the contents in his pockets, then pulled out a slightly-melted candy bar, offering half of it to Vale.
“Bad day?”

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Over-Educated Problems
but the costuming is so historically inaccurate
The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..
Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?
The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.
That didn’t happen for another two years…
THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE
BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF
JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.
THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG
tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET
GUNS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! SWORDS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! ARMOUR DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! THAT’S IT! I’M REVOKING YOUR WEAPON PRIVILEGES!
THE ONLY WAY THAT THAT PLANE SHOULD COME OUT OF THAT PYROCLASTIC FLOW IS IN A BALL OF MOLTEN METAL
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
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I am the oncoming storm.
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